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♪ There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ♪

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♪ And school comes along
just to end it ♪

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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪

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♪ Is finding a good way
to spend it ♪

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♪ Like maybe ♪

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♪ Building a rocket
or fighting a mummy ♪

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♪ Or climbing up
the Eiffel Tower ♪

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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪

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Hey!
♪ Or giving a monkey
a shower ♪

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♪ Surfing tidal waves,
creating nanobots ♪

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♪ Or locating Frankenstein's
brain ♪

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It's over here!
♪ Finding a dodo bird,
painting a continent ♪

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♪ Or driving our sister
insane ♪

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Phineas!
♪ As you can see,
there's a whole lot

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of stuff to do
before school starts this fall ♪

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Come on, Perry!
♪ So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb

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are gonna do it all ♪
♪ So stick with us

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'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all ♪

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Mom!
Phineas and Ferb are making
a title sequence!

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We're back,
my loyal Schmirtzies,
all ten of you.

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And as I was saying,

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O.W.C.A would be nothing
without me.
My evil helps them exist.

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-[dings]
-Wait, wait.
What's this?

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BeefyMustache55 is calling me
a hack?
All right, you're going live.

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Oh, I should've known
it was you, Francis.

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Doofenshmirtz, you would be
nothing without O.W.C.A
foiling your evil

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ridiculous ploys.
My sweet, misguided Francis.

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Your jobs wouldn't exist
without us.
Let's see, "fight it out..."

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what, what's a simp?
"Settle it over a soccer
match?"

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That's so random.
Hmm...

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What do you say,
BeefyMustache55?

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A bunch of expertly trained
athletic field agents
versus some...

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haphazard scientists?
[chuckles]
I am in.

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Okay, if Love Muffin wins,
you have to shave
your mustache.

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[gasps]
How dare you?

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When we win,
you have to shave
your head.

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Wh-- Wh-- When we win,
you have to shave Karl.

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Please keep me out of this.
Oh, too late, Karl.
A deal's a deal.

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[Phineas] All right, gang.
It's time for us to play...

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Can You Hit That Thing
With A Stick!

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The thing in this case
being that rock.
What may I ask is this?

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Can You Hit That Thing
With A Stick.